only a matter of time before it came to this.
nevernevergirl: lol contemplating the parallels now between katniss and harry potter and peeta's dad and snape
zorabet: lmao i was too
zorabet: i was also contemplating mudbloods and the everdeens
what even i can't we are so far into insanity.
YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART!!!!
nevernevergirl: Graham Mellark still writes haikus about Eloise.
zorabet: lmao yes
zorabet: does that make Prim the half blood princess?
I mean, if we're buying into the meta of dressing...
nevernevergirl: zorabet: nevernevergirl: I think I just convinced zorabet to be the slutty!peeta mellark to my slutty!katniss everdeen next year. Who wants to be slutty!Gale Hawthorne? Peeta will bring the whip, so Katniss can ~kiss you when you’re in pain. lol this is so wrong. so wrong. Does this mean we’re being Bowie songs a different year? Can we bring a cat to be sexy Buttercup? ...
I mean, if we're buying into the meta of dressing...
nevernevergirl: I think I just convinced zorabet to be the slutty!peeta mellark to my slutty!katniss everdeen next year. Who wants to be slutty!Gale Hawthorne? Peeta will bring the whip, so Katniss can ~kiss you when you’re in pain. lol this is so wrong. so wrong. Does this mean we’re being Bowie songs a different year? Can we bring a cat to be sexy Buttercup?
Next year I'm going to be Sexy!Peeta Mellark for...
I’m gonna wear a tiny apron and sexily smear myself with flour and talk about people’s buns all night.
It must be tough for Republicans to love America so much but hate almost...– Jon Stewart (via jdivision)
Today was the last full day of James and Lily...
I just have a lot of feelings and reactions...
Let’s review! There are, essentially, no physical descriptions in the book. We get basic hair, eye, and sometimes skin color. Now, this could be for a few reasons. Maybe Suzanne Collins is just terrible at them. Maybe Katniss is just completely oblivious to anything regarding anyone who isn’t her. Well, that’s definitely true, but I digress. The point is, she never uses...
I didn’t know that guys could turn me on. Not like…in real life.– The Fault In Our Stars, John Green, in the most GPOY to ever GPOY.
As I stood in front of my favorite Beatle the only thing I could think of was...– The Girl Who Got To Meet The Beatles - Datebook Magazine Winter 65/66 (via avitium)
FUCKING NITPICKY, OVERLY SERIOUS, UNGRATEFUL,...
Why do I see people saying they cut Finnick and...
Like. LOLOLOL that doesn’t make any sense and also not to be this person but I ~know from reliable sources~ that they are close to cast, at least in terms of the team knowing who they want. So if we could all put Armie Hammer out into the universe that would be great tyfyt.
‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– J.K. Rowling (via likejameslovedlily) Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons. (via debra-morgan)
So when my mom left on my first day of college
she was legit like BYE and I was like GTFO and she left and it was srsly no big deal. I guess she cried when I left for the summer beforehand but lol it was not a big thing. So HOW COME when I watch TV and a child is going to college and they and their parents have tender moments I BAWL ALL OVER MYSELF? Get it together, Sarah.
What if the President gets addicted to Tumblr?
Advisor: Mr President, you're needed in the Oval Office. It's urgent. A matter of national security.
Obama: Give me two minutes, I'm just doing something.
Advisor: But, sir! It's imperative that you are there immediately!
Obama: GODDAMN IT, ANDERSON, CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THERE IS A PICTURE OF KITTENS HUGGING?!
From an early age, boys are fitted with emotional straight-jackets tailored by a...– Joe Ehrmann, former NFL player, from “Men Can Stop Rape” (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
What if Katniss was Harry Potter and Prim was a horcrux?– Me, on A Very Panem Musical, which I would like to co-write with Darren Criss. Effie is going to be played by Jennifer Hudson, the Capitol is going to sing “Totally Awesome,” and Cinna is going to be an alto. (And Aaron Tveit will be Finnick, with Phoebe Strole as Annie.)
OMG FOXFACE HAS A REAL NAME IN THE MOVIE.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. MOSTLY BC THIS MEANS I’M SURE THEY FORMAT IT LIKE WE’RE AUDIENCE MEMBERS AT PARTS AND THAT IS FANTASTIC. I WANNA SEE SCORES AND INTERVIEWS AND REAPINGS TBH. LET ME DIE. (ALSO OBLIGATORY IF IT’S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS, MOVIE RUINED)
I’ll never forget the first screening. Everyone came to L.A. on their own dime...– Mandy Patinkin on The Princess Bride and this line (via michelina)
WHY DID I READ HUNGER GAME CONFESSIONS?
I HAVE ALL THE FEELINGS OMG. WHY ARE PEOPLE THE WAY THEY ARE. Like, why does no one seem to know what Finnick looks like when they fancast? Why do people not get the meta of discussing these movies in the first place? Why can people say Jen or Josh or Liam are bad BEFORE THEY’VE SEEN THE MOVIE? Why would someone think Peeta should have been gay? WHY DO PEOPLE THINK HAVING KIDS WAS...
I know there are people who don’t read fiction at all, and I find it hard to...– Diane Setterfield (via myquoteables)
And here I wish I could tell you half the things Alice used to say, beginning...– Through the Looking Glass.