You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (source: npr) “We who mourn continue the heat of our own lives”. Damn. (via lonelyheartsdeathmetal)
For all the things I flail about daily
I don’t think anything has ever made me as excited as this article I’m reading for class right now does. LOOK MY SOCIOLOGY OF BIRTH (AND DEATH) CLASS IS THE MOST JOYFUL THING IN MY LIFE OKAY.
how do i get someone to fall in love with me where’s the tutorial what’s the html code
Total Eclipse of the John.
sherlocksimplywalksintomordor: owlmylove: raisedbylibrarians: mirabilelectu: carsxcollide: Watch as the wild Freeman slowly circles his Cumberprey, quickly stamping out any signs of rebellion with the whispered reminder of “Fuck you, I won a BAFTA”. Cumberprey Cumberprey CUMBERPREY
EXCUSE ME WHILE I LITERALLY SIT HERE BAWLING WITH...
“The Hunger Games” Insight From Jennifer, Josh, Liam, Elizabeth, and Gary Ross, the director - Empire Magazine March 2012 Issue hungergamesfanatics: Gary Ross on the Film’s Rating; “I don’t think it has to be violent in order to be urgent. For the majority of the movie Katniss is being pursued and it’s a violent universe she’s in. But that doesn’t mean the violence has to be depicted...
Peeta: Look at this bread
Peeta: Isn't it neat?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
Peeta: The boy who has every bread.
Tumblr: Do you realize how offensive that is? Seriously go ahead and tell me if you do. Let me answer that you stupid white privileged heterosexual male, you don't. See people like you have never even taken the time to research the fact that there are people that cannot in fact sigh. This is the kind of ableism that makes it look like we still live in the 50's or some shit. What's next, you want to go out and lynch some PoC's with your drinking buddies? Some people are bound to iron lungs and cannot sigh even if they wanted to. You can deny your privilege of being able to sigh all you want but it will only make you look more like a privilege denying asshole. People like you make me sick. Sometimes I have no faith for this country.
"Chill out, it's just a TV show."
Why is pop music the only art form that still inspires such arrantly stupid...– Lana Del Rey’s Image on “Born to Die” : The New Yorker Sasha Frere-Jones gets the January 2012 award for accuracy! (via perpetua)
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever...– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via tardris)
greenragemonster: Sorry about your...
aelynn: kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident. omg i laughed so hard
Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
Sherlock: lol I don't care
Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
Sherlock: let's go
Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
Townsman: fuck you I did tho
John: lol I get 50 quid for free
Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
John: I am a captain
~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
John: Your coat
John: stop being attractive
John: I meant mysterious
Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
John: you're having an emotion
Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
~CHATTING UP TEH LADIE~
Frankland: just casually ruining everything
John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
~THE NEXT DAY~
Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
John: therapist danger shit
Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
i aim my arrows high: Disney Is Still Working With... →
silentauctionriot: Okay guys, about the whole Armie Hammer pot fiasco/ non-fiasco depending upon your own personal point of view on possession and soft drug use. Personally, I don’t think it’s a huge black spot on his character, considering he didn’t A. Kill anyone. B. Rape anyone. C. Beat…
abcfamily: *plays harry potter marathon for christmas*
abcfamily: *plays harry potter marathon for halloween*
abcfamily: *plays harry potter marathon for easter*
abcfamily: *plays harry potter marathon any time they fucking want*
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